Back up to my old hijinks in Oxford

If you're in or near Oxford and want to catch me on stage, here are my upcoming dates:

IMPROV (with the Oxford Imps)
St. Cross: Monday, Oct. 5, 8pm
Lady Margaret Hall JCR: Tuesday, Oct. 6, 7:30pm
Wadham JCR: Wednesday, Oct. 7, 9pm*
Brasenose JCR: Thursday, Oct. 8, 3:30pm*
New College MCR: Thursday, Oct. 8, 9pm
Hertford JCR: Friday, Oct. 9, 9pm
St. Hilda’s: Sunday, Oct. 11, noon
St. Hugh’s JCR: Sunday, Oct. 11, 5-6pm

And starting Monday October 12th and continuing through every Monday of term, you can always catch me ’n’ the Imps at 8pm upstairs at the Wheatsheaf Pub, off of High Street. Admission is £3.50 on the door for two 45-minute halves of hijinks.

* = I’m not performing at these two, but all the Imps are great so you should still see them if you can

STANDUP
The Wig and Pen: Friday, Oct. 1, 7:30pm (for Marie Curie Cancer Care benefit)
Regent’s Park College: Saturday, Oct. 17, 8pm (£2 on the door)
***more coming soon***

Plus, the Oxford Imps, my Oxford improv troupe, are holding open auditions very soon. 

Get in touch for more info on any of the above.

A standup guy

The last time I did standup was in high school, and for very good reasons, those videos have been destroyed. Now I'm back in the game. Catch me in Oxford on the following dates in the following places:

January 29: Worcester College

February 7: Mansfield College

March 11: Oriel College

With more to come.

I'm also on every Monday at 8pm at the Wheatsheaf Pub with the Oxford Imps if you don't like the thought of comedy I came up with while pacing back and forth in my room, alone.

A lullabye for little bitty babies.

My mom says that when I first learned how to talk, I told her "if you have any more kids after me, I will run away and tie myself to the railroad tracks." Now I'm old enough to be sad I never had a little brother or sister. But if I did, here's what I would sing to them.